How my friendships end most of the time.

My friend: Maggie, Can I borrow your phone I need to google something.

Me: Alright *gives phone*

My friend: *goes to google and sees porn searches* Maggie what is this?

Me: Porn…duh.

My friend:*disgusted look* Does that mean you masturbate?

Me: I am a horny highschooler, what do you think. Honestly, doesn’t everyone?

My friend: EW I DON’T!!!

Me: *snatches phone away from friend and walks away* This friendship is over.