If they don’t like you who the fuck cares.
I lost a follower.
Everyone take a moment of silence for this person who doesn’t like to sin. May the devil be with you, my lost child.
How my friendships end most of the time.
My friend: Maggie, Can I borrow your phone I need to google something.
Me: Alright *gives phone*
My friend: *goes to google and sees porn searches* Maggie what is this?
My friend:*disgusted look* Does that mean you masturbate?
Me: I am a horny highschooler, what do you think. Honestly, doesn’t everyone?
My friend: EW I DON’T!!!
Me: *snatches phone away from friend and walks away* This friendship is over.